How to answer foreigners' sb questions, Standard answers for Q&As of China
如何回答老外的傻逼問題：關於中國的常見疑問的標準回答
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
問：中國人吃狗嗎？
答：吃，我們吃很多狗，還有貓，在你們的“感恩節”那天吃得更凶，而且，我們最喜歡的寵物是火雞，在我們看來，火雞是人類最好的朋友，在中國，只有最不講文明的人才吃火雞。
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
問：中國正在強大起來，你們的政府會佔領全世界嗎？
答：這不廢話嗎，等我們牛逼起來了，就要操翻伊拉克和阿富汗。
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
問：你們的政府為什麼不把西藏還給喇嘛？
答：因為那幫喇嘛要幫助森米諾爾人（Seminoles，北美印第安人的一族）奪回佛羅里達。
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
問：中國製造的產品都非常便宜嗎？
答：對，如果我們有黑奴替我們幹活，價格還能再低些。
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
問：你們有十四億人口，你們打算怎麼解決這個問題呢？
答：找個新星球，殺光當地土著，再住進去。
Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck with everybody.
問：你為什麼是獨生子女？
答：因為我父母沒跟別人亂搞。 |
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